The year is 4 AH (after the Higgs boson discovery). High energy physics is still mostly dominated by superstring theoreticians. Well, not entirely... One pair of indomitable mathematician and physicist still holds out against the superstring trust. And experimental facts are not compelling for the superstring advocates who garrison the fortified camps of Kontsevium, Pestum, Rabinovicium and Shatashvilium...
Disclaimer : this post is a joke and a follow-up to "(L'appel) pour un programme d'unification géométrique spectrale (non commutatif)"
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